It appears my blog (and certain other areas of my life) have been hacked by a drunken harlot.
Sperm!? Absolutely disgusting.
Saggy Dog Nipples!? I'm horrified.
And worst of all...
Skinny Jeans!? The very idea is simply appalling.
Please accept my most sincere apologies.
Normal service will resume forthwith.
Bring back the drunken harlot I say, she's damn good value for money. The fact that I pay nothing for reading this blog is neither here nor there...
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